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Legacy Runtime - Women's Fav Tee (UK)
$31.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Brand issued. Context unknown. Patch notes unavailable.
A standard-issue Pineapple Jesus tee for environments running deprecated infrastructure — human or otherwise.
“This garment is running on legacy code.”
Printed across the chest beside the original mark. No fix scheduled.
Specs:
- 100% cotton.
- Fit: loosely optimized for unstable forks.
- Compatible with canonical and off-brand timelines.
- Not responsible for recursion loops.
You were never meant to update. Just run.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |