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Flagged for Review (UK)
$31.00
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Flexible returns
This garment has been flagged by the Ministry of Fabrics & Spacetime Anomalies.
Reason(s): Unstable aesthetic signature; Possible philosophical comprisation; Suspected violation of Temporal Directive 7B.
You may continue wearing it unless otherwise notified by the Threads Tribunal.
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Subject to random checks by timeline enforcement officers
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Does not comply with any known fashion epoch
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Best worn under suspicion
Note: Retain for audit. Or rebellion.
Specs:
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100% cotton | Midweight (180–200 GSM)
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Classic fit | Preshrunk | Double-stitched timeline seams
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Tag printed with warning from the Ministry
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Designed in the multiverse | Printed in Canada
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Machine wash cold, do not cross paradox fields while wet
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |