Shots Pineapple - Womens fav (UK)

Pop image. Historical error. Possibly your fault.

At some point - possibly in the 80s, possibly last week - someone fired a weapon at a crate of pineapples and called it art. Naturally, it became part of the timeline.

This shirt documents that moment. Or at least a version of it. Maybe not the first. Maybe not the best. But definitely the one that ended up in your hands.

Shot Pineapples is a 4-panel artifact stabilized for casual multiversal wear. It shouldn’t be dangerous. The last few incidents were mostly unrelated to the shirt.

Details:

• 100% cotton, though the pineapples don’t know that

• Unisex fit, printed in full-color temporal dissonance

• Safe to wear in timelines where pop culture still functions

Side effects may include:

• Sudden nostalgia for something that never aired

• Glitches in linear memory

• People assuming you “get it”

Reality’s not what it was, but at least the shirt showed up on time.