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The Signal: Phase Bleach
$31.00
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Same accident. Different lab coat.
The failed chromatic time experiment left a second echo - this one brighter, cleaner, like someone tried to scrub the timeline and missed a spot. White base with Radiation Purple and Electric Lime detailing, it hums with unresolved probability and faint contempt for linear cause-and-effect.
Specs:
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• Unisex fit, certified chronologically ambiguous
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• 100% cotton - soft, breathable, and lightly irradiated (emotionally)
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• Colorway: White base with Radiation Purple & Electric Lime logo
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• Ideal for unmonitored thought experiments and polite paradoxes at brunch
Officially unapproved by the Ministry of Fabrics & Spacetime Anomalies.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |